Aquarius - 2026-01-11

"Aquarius, today your inner Nommo might be whispering secrets in your ear, but you'll need to tune it out long enough to fetch a stiff drink – because, let's face it, the universe hasn't been speaking clearly for years. As your restless energy builds, channel it into some actual productivity, like fixing that leaky faucet or paying off that student loan (bonus points if you do both at the same time). And when those memories from the past start flooding your mind, just remember: dusty old fairy tales can be a great excuse to binge-watch Netflix – and who knows, maybe even learn something about yourself (but probably not)."