Aquarius - 2026-01-12

"Today's celestial discord may be the universe's way of telling you to tune in to your own weird frequency, Aquarius. Perhaps it's time to reevaluate the 'news' you're spreading about yourself – those half-baked ideas might just need a few more brewing steps before being served at the cosmic dinner party. In any case, if the whispers from your intuition are louder than the din of reality, listen closely: the secrets you seek are hiding in plain sight, disguised as a caffeine-fueled existential crisis."