Aquarius | Beyoncé’s Universe Needs Your Ear

Aquarius, the cosmos is currently humming a rather discordant tune, much like a dial-up modem trying to stream a Beyoncé concert. You, my dear, are tasked with becoming the world’s most discerning note-catcher – listening for the lost syllables in the babble of daily life, those tiny disruptions that threaten to unravel the universe’s slightly chaotic charm. Don’t be surprised if a sudden influx of goodwill arrives in the form of a forgotten birthday gift or a particularly enthusiastic compliment; harness this shimmering energy, but for the love of all that’s logical, curate your interactions with the same meticulousness you apply to dismantling outdated social norms. And if you find yourself contemplating a detailed dream journal – excellent, just remember to include the part where the pigeons are conducting an orchestra.