Aries - Fuelled by Existential Dread: A Solo Odyssey

"Today, Aries, your impulsive nature might lead you to book a last-minute road trip to nowhere in particular – a solo journey of self-discovery, fueled by caffeine and an existential dread that you're pretty sure is a symptom of modern life. As you drive through the abyss of your own making, keep an eye out for mysterious phone calls from someone who's been quietly manipulating you since the Clinton administration. If you answer, dinner might be on them – but don't worry, they won't bring a knife (or will they?). Just remember, your healing profession is calling – and it's not just your therapist."