Aries | Rocket Ships & Spreadsheet Souls

Right, Aries, let’s talk. The universe is currently humming with a low-grade anxiety, like a refrigerator about to explode – those harmonic tremors Brezsny mentioned? Don't panic, just acknowledge the pressure building; it’s mostly just your relentless drive trying to fit a rocket ship into a postage stamp. Embrace the social swarm – Venus in Aquarius is urging you to launch yourself into gatherings where you’ll likely meet someone who wants to discuss spreadsheets and, frankly, you’ll probably try to subtly sabotage their efficiency with a well-timed, flamboyant suggestion. But seriously, lay off the self-criticism; you’re a glorious, slightly chaotic force, and 2026 is begging you to start mapping out your ambitions with the meticulousness of a squirrel burying nuts – just don't get *too* obsessed with the five-year plan; the cosmos enjoys a good, unexpected detour.