Cancer - 2026-01-12

"A cosmic beekeeper stings you awake today, Cancer - not literally, but maybe a little. As the universe buzzes in your ears, listen for the whispers of unlikely partnerships that could honeycomb into gold. When someone sparks your ambition, don't swat them away; instead, invite them to join the hive mind. For in the dark art of cosmic networking, the best deals are made with those who think you're just a tasty nectar-filled corpse."