Cancer | Algae, Coral, and Seriously Awkward Connections

The atmospheric rivers of 2026, dear Cancer, aren’t just meteorological; they’re reflections of your own emotional currents. A tiny shift in your desire – perhaps a sudden craving for beige – can redirect a tidal wave of yearning, so don’t stubbornly cling to that simmering resentment about the neighbor’s prize-winning petunias. Venus is currently demanding a truly serious connection, and if you’ve been politely ignoring the universe’s matchmaking attempts, prepare for a barrage of intense invitations – or, more likely, a deeply awkward casting call for “Significant Other.” Just remember, Crabs, a good relationship is like a well-maintained aquarium: you must be willing to diligently clean the algae *and* occasionally invest in a slightly ridiculous, hand-blown coral decoration.