Cancer - Debate by Moonlight: Cake for the Soul?

As the lunar cycle of discontent begins to wax and wane, Cancer, remember that your inner chaos is merely a manifestation of the universe's way of telling you it's time for a deep cleanse - of clutter, emotions, and possibly even your Netflix password. Tonight, indulge in a passionate debate with your love partner over the merits of astrology versus pseudoscience; if you're still awake after 2 am, treat yourself to a slice (or three) of existential crisis cake.