Capricorn - 2026-01-11

"Today, Capricorn, your ambitious plans will be eclipsed by a sudden craving for Netflix binge-watching - but don't worry, this is merely the universe's way of testing your ability to procrastinate under pressure. To harness this creative energy, try pairing your remote control with a to-do list: write down three tasks you've been putting off, then reward yourself with an entire season of your favorite show. By mastering the art of distraction-driven productivity, you'll be well on your way to achieving actual goals (or at least, you'll have a good excuse for why they're still incomplete).