Capricorn - 2026-01-12
As the cosmos conspire against your perfectly manicured to-do list, remember that even a well-organized Capricorn's best efforts can be foiled by a single mi...
As the cosmos conspire against your perfectly manicured to-do list, remember that even a well-organized Capricorn's best efforts can be foiled by a single misplaced sock. Today, the universe is nudging you toward an existential crisis of proportions: what's the point of being efficient if no one else will ever appreciate your spreadsheets? To avoid succumbing to the abyss of monotony, grab a handful of that errant sock and use it as impromptu material for a surreptitious solo dance party – and when the world asks you what you're doing with your newfound weirdness, just smile knowingly and say "artistic expression."
