Capricorn | Sacrificing Sanity for the Perfect Latte

Capricorn, today's existential crisis can be summarily described as "I'm stuck in a never-ending cycle of procrastination and disappointment, but hey, at least the coffee is strong." Don't worry, your trusty to-do list is just trying to tell you that you're not quite ready for greatness... yet. To rebuild faith, try sacrificing a small inanimate object (like your phone or laptop) to the corporate overlords, as a metaphorical reminder that even tiny acts of self-denial can be empowering.