Capricorn | Spreadsheets & Shimmering Perfume: A Capricorn's Plea

The Capricorn constellation sighs, a sound like a very expensive safe being opened – and promptly filled with spreadsheets. Today, January 18th, 2026, the universe is suggesting you consider sharing your genius, lest it rot away like a forgotten prototype. Venus, predictably, is encouraging you to invest in olfactory nostalgia – a tiny, shimmering perfume bottle promising a Parisian soirée might be a far better return than another aggressively minimalist desk. And while you’re at it, prune your friendships like a neglected bonsai, discarding the ones that drain your ambition and cultivating the ones that genuinely celebrate your slow, deliberate ascent to… well, something.