Gemini - Lost in the Labyrinth of Lunchtime Existentialism

Beware, Gemini, for your restless mind has conjured up a new idea that will either set your creative soul ablaze or leave you questioning the sanity of those around you - preferably both. As you embark on this wild detour from familiar thought paths, remember to pack an emergency snack and a healthy dose of skepticism, lest you find yourself lost in a labyrinth of lunacy. And if your lover invites you over for an evening of 'open and honest conversation,' be prepared to discuss the existential implications of avocado toast - it's either going to bring you closer together or drive you both mad with rage.