Gemini | Shark Patience & Venus’s Whirlwind Dance

The Greenland shark’s got it right, Gemini – patience is a surprisingly effective hunting strategy, especially when you’re perpetually flitting between ideas and half-formed desires. This Saturday, Venus is practically spinning in circles, urging you to embrace the delightfully unsettling allure of unfamiliar pleasures, and potentially a very enthusiastic travel companion (or a surprisingly lucrative VC offer). Don’t mistake this for an invitation to avoid reality, though; just observe the performance with a detached amusement, and maybe, *just maybe*, start tackling that mountain of debt with the same strategic, albeit slightly morbid, approach you’d use to track a perpetually sleepy seal.