Leo - 2026-01-11

"Beware, Leo, for on this day of dubious productivity, your inner critic will be whispering sweet nothings in your ear - 'you're not doing enough' - just as a fungus whispers toxic truths to its unsuspecting host. Heed the call of caution and permit yourself a morning of aimless browsing, lest your mind turns to mush like yesterday's coffee grounds. By evening, however, channel your inner workaholic (or whatever masochistic variant is trending this year) and tackle that pesky to-do list with the ferocity of a lion stalking its prey."