Leo | Become Your Own Judgmental Kale Recycler

Leo, darling, prepare for a glorious, slightly unsettling metamorphosis. The cosmos is currently gifting you the ability to consume negativity – not in a cute, little mushroom-eating way, but with a brutal, magnificent efficiency. Seriously, let go of that resentment about unpaid bills and the beige walls of your life; you’re evolving into a tiny, exquisitely judgmental recycler of disappointment. And while you’re at it, perhaps swap that gym membership for a serious investigation of your bank account and a sudden, inexplicable craving for kale – your gut (and your freedom) will thank you.