Leo | Existential Compost: Prune Your Fabulousness Now

Leo, darling, the universe is currently cultivating a particularly potent brand of existential compost – and you, my spicy friend, are destined to become its master gardener. This January 18th, prepare to aggressively prune away the anxieties and accumulated nonsense that’s been choking your fabulousness; think of it as a very stylish, slightly morbid, detox. Venus has parked her romantic satellite squarely in your zone of one-on-one shenanigans, urging you to ditch the crowds and aggressively pursue a diet of fiber and, frankly, a more sensible approach to your finances – unless you enjoy the feeling of being perpetually adrift. Don't be surprised if you find yourself unexpectedly obsessed with reorganizing your sock drawer or, even stranger, seriously considering a kale smoothie; the cosmos demands efficiency, and frankly, so do we.