Love in the Time of IKEA Chaos Awaits

"Fishy business awaits, Pisces! Your creative juices are flowing like a leaky faucet in a haunted mansion - and honestly, who needs plumbing when you're conjuring up new decor schemes? Seek out a partner in crime (or at least a willing handyman) to help you build a nest that's equal parts IKEA disaster and bohemian dreamcatcher. Just don't say we didn't warn you about the impending mess of passion and romance."