Pisces | Escape the Siren's Song: Sanity First Edition

Pisces, on this day of celestial reckoning, remember that your most formidable foe is not the Dark Lord of Debt, but rather the siren of Snoozville – the abyssal void where Netflix and Instagram lurk, waiting to consume your sanity with an endless cycle of 'just one more' and 'I'll scroll for 5 more minutes'. Don't get seduced by the promise of 'alternative futures'; instead, focus on mastering the dark art of Occam's Razor: ignore 90% of the universe's noise and pinpoint the subtle patterns that will make your life (and future clients' coffee orders) truly magical.