Pisces | Sparkle, Ignore, and Let the Universe Sigh

The cosmos sighs, a damp, slightly melancholic Pisces sigh, and whispers that 2026 is going to be…efficient. Don’t get bogged down in hypotheticals – you’re not a theoretical physicist, darling, you’re a fish. Focus on the ten percent that actually *sparkles*, ignoring the shimmering confetti of possibilities that will inevitably lead to nowhere. Venus has slipped into your retreat zone, demanding a little selfless indulgence, but choose your recipients wisely; a rose-tinted fantasy is lovely, but thorns remain thorns, and a lukewarm tea doesn’t suddenly become a potent elixir. Just remember, the universe isn’t interested in your existential anxieties – it’s far too busy arranging the occasional delightfully inconvenient synchronicity.