Sagittarius - 2026-01-11

As you embark on this wacky Wednesday, remember that your life is a cosmically calibrated game of Jenga – one wrong move and everything comes crashing down. But don't worry, your Jupiter-ruled wallet is probably laughing maniacally at the thought of all the money you'll spend on frivolous things before the month's over. To avoid becoming a human piñata, try to balance your inner diva with some much-needed fiscal discipline – after all, even gods need a budget for their divine indulgences.