Sagittarius | Basalt Truths, Llama Farms, & Awkward Declarations

The cosmos sighs, dear Archer, and reveals a truth as stubborn as basalt: you’ve been agonizing over a digital faux pas that, frankly, no one remembers. Venus has just launched a barrage of delightfully suggestive phrases aimed squarely at your third house – prepare for charmingly awkward declarations, and possibly a new “L” word, if you’re brave enough. Simultaneously, a fresh Capricorn moon is demanding you wrestle with your finances, urging you to either build a surprisingly lucrative miniature llama farm or, you know, just stop impulse-buying vintage star charts. Ultimately, the universe seems to be whispering, “Relax, you magnificent, slightly chaotic mess – it’s all going to be *mostly* okay.”