Sagittarius | Rifts in Reality: Where Myth Meets the Void

As you trudge through the existential dread of Monday morning, remember that your life is a geological anomaly - a weird, wobbly rift in the space-time continuum where myth and science intersect like rival claimants to the same dusty artifact. Don't try to force them into neat, opposing camps; instead, lean into the weirdness and let both your inner scientist and giant-of-the-void tendencies have their say. After all, what's a little cosmic ambiguity when it comes with a side of existential angst?