Scorpio - 2026-01-12

Scorpio's day is like a snake shedding its skin - it's a little painful, but ultimately liberating. As you shed old patterns and habits, your inner demon (aka the voice in your head that's been driving you to write novels about tax law) will start to whisper more pleasant things, like "You're a genius" or "Your Netflix password is still secure." Take advantage of this newfound optimism to tackle those paperwork tasks with the ferocity of a thousand venomous vipers - and if all else fails, just remember that your cat thinks you're a great boss.