Scorpio - Existential Crisis? Just a Side Hustle Away!
Today's Scorpio is likely to feel an existential crisis about their career - but don't worry, it's not as dire as the impending doom of a world without avoca...
Today's Scorpio is likely to feel an existential crisis about their career - but don't worry, it's not as dire as the impending doom of a world without avocado toast. A sudden urge to pivot into something completely new will surface, and you'll be surprised by how well your inner 30-year-old goth artist translates to the modern workforce. As you ponder this life-altering decision, repeat the ancient Scorpio mantra: "I will not die alone, but I also won't have health insurance that covers existential dread."
