Scorpio | Shadows, Chaos, and a Rearranged Heart

Scorpio, darling, the cosmos is currently rearranging your sock drawer – metaphorically, of course, though a thorough purge wouldn't hurt. This January 18th, you’re glimpsing familiar shadows with a startling new clarity, like discovering a hidden room in your own meticulously dark heart. Embrace the ‘watershed blessings’ as Brezsny suggests, but don’t be surprised if the revolution involves simply redecorating your living room and obsessively reviewing your bank statements (because, let’s be honest, existential dread often manifests as poor financial decisions). Finally, cultivate a delightful chaos – invite people over for board games and questionable cocktails, or, if solitude suits you better, meticulously arrange your bathroom tiles until they reflect the unsettling beauty of the universe.