Scorpio | Sinkhole of Sanity: Snacks for World Domination

As Scorpio, you're currently orbiting a sinkhole of existential dread, and the abyss is calling your name – but don't worry, it's just your domestic fourth house in Aquarius. Take time to luxuriate in your lair, surrounded by soft blankets, stale wine, and the faint scent of last week's Netflix binge-watching. Meanwhile, Mercury's flirtation with Mars may prompt you to rephrase your demands for world domination into more subtle, yet still menacing, proposals for snacks at work.