Scorpio | Velvet Pillows, Regret, and Risky Friends

Scorpio, darling, you’re currently orbiting a particularly dense patch of existential gray – much like that Apollo 8 shot, only with fewer rockets and significantly more avocado toast anxiety. This week, the universe is subtly rearranging your furniture, not in a helpful way, but in a way that makes you question whether you’ve been subconsciously hoarding regret. Seriously, start reviewing those bank statements – it’s not a séance, but it might reveal you’re funding a small nation’s obsession with velvet throw pillows. Embrace the domestic shimmer, invite a friend over for a disastrous game of Monopoly, and for the love of all that’s dark and delicious, *listen* to what they’re saying… unless, of course, you’re deliberately plotting their demise.