Scorpio | When Truth Goes Wrong: A Lunar Eclipse Mishap

"As you step into this lunar eclipse, Scorpio, beware the whispers of the abyss – they may just be your phone's autocorrect trying to tell you something about your life choices. Expect a day of bewildering revelations, where the lines between truth and weirdness blur like a badly drawn tarot card. Heed the siren's call of intuition, but only after checking your email for those pesky newsletters you never asked to receive – trust us, they're not worth the existential dread."