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Wallabag | Connections in a Fractured World of Strangers
As I stepped off the crowded bus and onto the cracked sidewalks, the air vibrated with a thousand unseen fingers, each one grasping for connection in a world...
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Pisces - Hooked on Chaos: Your Cosmic Catch Awaits
Pisces, your fishy intuition is tingling like a thousand eels in a bathtub, warning you to avoid redecorating just yet - those visions of a dream home might ...
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Aquarius - Love, Loss, and Lost Pages of the Heart
Aquarius, on this day of stardust and slightly-broken dreams, your muse is whispering sweet nothings in the form of a used book from the thrift store's mysti...
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Capricorn - Midnight Triumphs and Office Sabotage Ahead
As the clock strikes midnight on this particular Tuesday, Capricorn, your tedious to-do list will finally be vanquished – mainly because you'll have exhauste...
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Sagittarius - Love in Transit: Buckle Up for the Unexpected Ride
"Sagittarius, today you're free to roam like a celestial nomad, unencumbered by the burdens of commitment – until your partner shows up and tries to tag you ...
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Scorpio - Existential Crisis? Just a Side Hustle Away!
Today's Scorpio is likely to feel an existential crisis about their career - but don't worry, it's not as dire as the impending doom of a world without avoca...
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Libra - Lost in the Stacks, Found in the Haze
Libra, prepare for a day that's equal parts bibliophile and biblioburial: those pesky libraries may hold the secrets you seek, but be warned - their Dewey De...
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Virgo - Love Can Cure Artistic Anemia - But Will It Kill You?
"As the clock strikes midnight on this fateful January 13th, your inner critic is quietly plotting its coup d'état in the shadows of your creative psyche - a...
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Leo - Lost in the Haze of Wanderlust's Wild Identity
As the celestial spotlight shines on your majestic mane, Leo, beware: your newfound travel plans might be foiled by an unexpected case of wanderlust-induced ...
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Cancer - Debate by Moonlight: Cake for the Soul?
As the lunar cycle of discontent begins to wax and wane, Cancer, remember that your inner chaos is merely a manifestation of the universe's way of telling yo...
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Gemini - Lost in the Labyrinth of Lunchtime Existentialism
Beware, Gemini, for your restless mind has conjured up a new idea that will either set your creative soul ablaze or leave you questioning the sanity of those...
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Taurus - Miracles at Midnight: When Netflix Becomes Your Miracle Worker
Taurus, prepare for your routine to be disrupted by a series of minor miracles – and by 'minor', we mean they'll probably just be excuses for you to stay in ...