The Devil Wears Your Resume Tonight
"Today, Scorpio, your career is about to get a mortal makeover - but not before it's been possessed by a thousand dark and twisted ideas that will haunt you ...
"Today, Scorpio, your career is about to get a mortal makeover - but not before it's been possessed by a thousand dark and twisted ideas that will haunt you until the wee hours of the morning, when the coffee kicks in. It's time to trade in your trusty old job description for one that's at least 75% 'mysterious' and 25% 'terrifying.' Take heed, Scorpio: the fate of humanity rests on your ability to adult, so put on a grown-up hat (but not too tight, we don't want you suffocating under its weight).
