Threads of Fate: Weave with Caution Tonight

As the cosmos conspiracies to entwine your social threads like a tapestry of tangled lunacy, Sagittarius, today's gathering will either be the spark that sets your heart ablaze with passion or the match that sets your ego on fire – choose wisely. Expect the intellectually curious (and occasionally certifiably unhinged) types to converge upon you, bearing gifts of esoteric knowledge and questionable life advice. To avoid getting caught in a web of cosmic entanglements, keep your dinner reservations for after 11 PM – any earlier, and you might find yourself trapped in a conversation that's more than just lively.