Virgo - 2026-01-11

The weight of your accumulated knowledge threatens to crush you, Virgo - like a bibliophile's heart weighed down by a mountain of dusty tomes. As the pages turn and the words blur together, remember that the true magic lies not in the accumulation itself, but in the alchemy of processing it all. So go ahead, indulge in retail therapy (but only if you can afford it), and use your newfound energy to conjure up a budget that won't make you want to scream into the abyss - or at least, not until tax season rolls around.