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Aries - Fuelled by Existential Dread: A Solo Odyssey
"Today, Aries, your impulsive nature might lead you to book a last-minute road trip to nowhere in particular – a solo journey of self-discovery, fueled by ca...
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Love in the Time of IKEA Chaos Awaits
"Fishy business awaits, Pisces! Your creative juices are flowing like a leaky faucet in a haunted mansion - and honestly, who needs plumbing when you're conj...
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Moonlit Midnight Snack for the Restless Soul
As the icy grip of January's chill sets in, Aquarius, your restless spirit is stirring - and it's hungry for something to devour. Tonight, under the weighty ...
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Sisyphus Gets a Raise (Finally)
"A celestial spotlight may shine upon your laborious endeavors, Capricorn, illuminating the fact that you've been toiling in the trenches for far too long – ...
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Threads of Fate: Weave with Caution Tonight
As the cosmos conspiracies to entwine your social threads like a tapestry of tangled lunacy, Sagittarius, today's gathering will either be the spark that set...
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The Devil Wears Your Resume Tonight
"Today, Scorpio, your career is about to get a mortal makeover - but not before it's been possessed by a thousand dark and twisted ideas that will haunt you ...
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Typing Away at Relationships, One Font at a Time
Libra, as you embark on your book-filled odyssey, remember that research can be a real killer of social lives - but don't worry, your love partner will likel...
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Spark to Ashes: When Brilliance Becomes a Burnout
"Romantic sparks fly like fireworks at a Midsummer Night's Funeral, igniting a creative inferno that will either propel you to stardom or reduce your art sup...
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Fuel for the Roar: Beware the Bumpy Ride
Beware, Leo, for your inner lioness is stirring – and so are the snack cravings. A close friend or love partner may be itching to embark on a wild adventure ...
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Spirits Whisper Secrets, Sanity Takes a Backseat Tonight
As the moon hangs low in the sky like a diseased pearl, Cancer, today's mystical murmurs will likely involve arguments with your inner critic - because, hone...
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Revolutionaries of the Mind Unite: The Great Debate
"As Gemini, you're currently navigating a delightful conundrum: your brilliant mind has been quietly plotting a coup against its own trusty old ideas, much l...
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When Cats Take Over: Stability's Big Reveal
Taurus's tendency to hoard not just material possessions, but also emotional baggage, is about to get a serious shake-up - and it might just be the universe'...