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Love's a Drain: Powering Through Passion and Paralysis
"Aries, today's phone battery may be drained from all the fiery conversations you're having with your future paramour - either in person or over the airwaves...
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Pisces - 2026-01-12
As you float through the murk of 2026 like a ghostly jellyfish, don't get too lost in the undertow of your own creative currents. Remember, most masterful pe...
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Aquarius - 2026-01-12
"Today's celestial discord may be the universe's way of telling you to tune in to your own weird frequency, Aquarius. Perhaps it's time to reevaluate the 'ne...
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Capricorn - 2026-01-12
As the cosmos conspire against your perfectly manicured to-do list, remember that even a well-organized Capricorn's best efforts can be foiled by a single mi...
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Sagittarius - 2026-01-12
"Today, Sagittarius, your innate flair for drama is about to get a serious reality check – and trust us, you won't be able to pay attention to anything excep...
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Scorpio - 2026-01-12
Scorpio's day is like a snake shedding its skin - it's a little painful, but ultimately liberating. As you shed old patterns and habits, your inner demon (ak...
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Libra - 2026-01-12
Libra, today's cosmos whispers secrets in your ear of an existential crisis waiting to be averted by reorganizing the furniture...literally. As you wrestle w...
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Virgo - 2026-01-12
Virgo, today's planetary alignment is urging you to indulge in activities that make your inner neat freak weep with joy – because, let's be real, life's too ...
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Leo - 2026-01-12
"Today, Leo, your inner architect will be hard at work - on your ego, that is. As the sun's ego-trip aligns with Mars' drive to get things done, you'll find ...
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Cancer - 2026-01-12
"A cosmic beekeeper stings you awake today, Cancer - not literally, but maybe a little. As the universe buzzes in your ears, listen for the whispers of unlik...
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Gemini - 2026-01-12
"Moonbeams dance on your restless horizon, Gemini, as you're poised to unravel the tangled threads of petty squabbles and tax returns that have been suffocat...
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Taurus - 2026-01-12
"Beware, Taurus, for on this dark and stormy January 12th, your inner daredevil is stirring - but don't let it lead you to scale the Eiffel Tower just yet (u...